Monday, June 25, 2012

Companies and their Punches

Punch-lines of some companies are sometimes too punchy that they make you think aloud. For example,

Canon: Delighting you always.
A strange feeling always. Out-dated you are, please upgrade to our new products.

Café Coffee Day: A lot can happen over coffee.
Quit your job, start a firm, be a loser.

Lufthansa Airways: There's no better way to fly.
You are caught, your legs are tied. Now show me how you can fly.

Dominos: Khushiyon ki home delivery.
We have little space in our outlets, better be-(a)ware.

MS Office 97: Work less, Do more.
Eat more, Grow fat.

SBI: With you all the way.
Make all your payments on time.

MTNL: Transparency makes us different.
The transparent customer service representatives tell us all.

Epson: Exceed your vision.
Yeah... and Go Blind.

CNN: Be the first to know.
From a cat's cry to a dog's weep.

Tata Indicom: Business without limits.
Network with all limits.

ICICI Bank: Hum hai na.
Wohi to chinta ki baat hai.

Compaq: Ban jaaye baat.
Chalo fir sun lo gal aur kar lo baat.

TCS: Beyond the obvious.
Right. Oblivion.

Allstate Insurance: You are in good hands.
You do not have an option to think anything else.

Disclaimer:

The content of this post has views that are my own and none of them are aligned towards maligning any individual or organization but are intended for humorous purposes only.